ℹ️ Past seasons are tracked by TEAM NAME. Owner history before 2026 isn't confirmed yet, so pre-2026 trophies belong to the franchise name.
Dr Crack
Jeremiah Carlson · The Left Nut
Titles under this name
🏆 3
2025, 2015, 2012
Name in league since
2012
Bio
The Dr Crack name has been here since day one, and the trophy case keeps filling up: titles in 2012, 2015 and 2025, plus runner-up finishes in 2013, 2018 and 2023. The Doctor is always in, and he's the reigning champ.
🐿️ 2026 Draft Roast
The commish took Ja'Marr Chase at 3, then Derrick Henry (age: yes), Brock Bowers and Jalen Hurts — a roster built to win in 2023. Leads the league in points against at 902.76, which he insists is a scheduling conspiracy he personally set up. Even dropped Tyler Allgeier just so AHNM could pick him up. Three rings, zero chill.
2026 picks: R1 Ja'Marr Chase CIN WR, R2 Derrick Henry BAL RB, R3 Brock Bowers LV TE, R4 Quinshon Judkins CLE RB, R5 DJ Moore BUF WR, R6 Bucky Irving TB RB, R7 Jalen Hurts PHI QB, R8 DK Metcalf PIT WR, R9 Michael Pittman PIT WR, R10 J.K. Dobbins DEN RB, R11 Rico Dowdle PIT RB, R12 Jordan Addison MIN WR, R13 Josh Downs IND WR, R14 Jayden Reed GB WR, R15 Tyler Allgeier ARI RB, R16 Lions D/ST, R17 Eddy Pineiro SF K
Highlights
- Dr Crack name: champs in 2012, 2015 and 2025
- Runner-up in 2013, 2018 and 2023 — the Doctor is always in
- Reigning champ entering 2026
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