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All Hits No Misses
Douglas Jones · The Left Nut
Titles under this name
🏆 2
2024, 2022
Name in league since
2020
Bio
All Hits No Misses (briefly All Hits No Mrs in 2020) has two rings — 2022 and 2024 — and just finished second in 2025. The name is a promise. The 2023 season is not discussed.
🐿️ 2026 Draft Roast
Doug took JSN, Kenneth Walker, Malik Nabers and Drake Maye, then lived on the waiver wire: 32 acquisitions and counting. Leads the league in points for. Phone battery: 2%. ESPN's push notifications have filed a restraining order.
2026 picks: R1 Jaxon Smith-Njigba SEA WR, R2 Kenneth Walker III KC RB, R3 George Pickens DAL WR, R4 Malik Nabers NYG WR, R5 Drake Maye NE QB, R6 David Montgomery HOU RB, R7 George Kittle SF TE, R8 MarShawn Lloyd GB RB, R9 Tucker Kraft GB TE, R10 Michael Wilson ARI WR, R11 Trevor Lawrence JAX QB, R12 Quentin Johnston LAC WR, R13 Steelers D/ST, R14 Cameron Dicker LAC K, R15 Chris Rodriguez Jr. JAX RB, R16 Deebo Samuel SF WR, R17 Tre Tucker LV WR
Highlights
- All Hits No Misses name: champions 2022 and 2024
- Runner-up 2020 (as All Hits No Mrs) and 2025
- Every-other-year dynasty? 2026 says otherwise
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