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I Swear To Goedert
Cody Muren · The Right Nut
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2026
Bio
New name, clean slate, zero history to defend. I Swear To Goedert promises a title and a tight end who stays healthy. One of those is realistic. Cody — edit this bio and tell everyone how it's going to go.
🐿️ 2026 Draft Roast
Cody took CMC at 9, Saquon at 12, then drafted Dallas Goedert himself in Round 8 because the team name demanded it. 5-1 and in first place, which nobody in this league will forgive.
2026 picks: R1 Christian McCaffrey SF RB, R2 Saquon Barkley PHI RB, R3 Chris Olave NO WR, R4 Kyren Williams LAR RB, R5 Tee Higgins CIN WR, R6 Jameson Williams DET WR, R7 Marvin Harrison Jr. HOU WR, R8 Dallas Goedert PHI TE, R9 Matthew Stafford LAR QB, R10 Jake Ferguson DAL TE, R11 Matthew Golden GB WR, R12 Broncos D/ST, R13 Kyle Monangai CHI RB, R14 Jordan Love GB QB, R15 Xavier Worthy KC WR, R16 Jonah Coleman DEN RB, R17 Jake Bates DET K
Highlights
- Fresh 2026 team name
- Pun quality: elite
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