ℹ️ Past seasons are tracked by TEAM NAME. Owner history before 2026 isn't confirmed yet, so pre-2026 trophies belong to the franchise name.
I Want Sprinkles
Ben Plotnicki · The Left Nut
Titles under this name
🏆 1
2018
Name in league since
2015
Bio
I Want Sprinkles has been demanding toppings since 2015 and actually got them in 2018. Briefly rebranded as MASH Unit Still Want Sprinkles in 2020. Still wants sprinkles. Always will.
🐿️ 2026 Draft Roast
Ben grabbed James Cook at 10 and Chase Brown at 11, then Joe Burrow, Mike Evans (now a 49er, somehow) and Malik Willis as 'QB insurance.' Still the only franchise named after a dessert topping, and the roster is about as filling.
2026 picks: R1 James Cook III BUF RB, R2 Chase Brown CIN RB, R3 Garrett Wilson NYJ WR, R4 Breece Hall NYJ RB, R5 Davante Adams LAR WR, R6 Joe Burrow CIN QB, R7 Carnell Tate TEN WR, R8 Mike Evans SF WR, R9 Alec Pierce IND WR, R10 Chuba Hubbard CAR RB, R11 Jonathon Brooks CAR RB, R12 Isaiah Likely NYG TE, R13 Malik Willis MIA QB, R14 Dalton Kincaid BUF TE, R15 Jalen Coker CAR WR, R16 Ravens D/ST, R17 Cairo Santos CHI K
Highlights
- I Want Sprinkles name: 2018 champion
- 3rd place in 2015
- Most consistent dessert-based franchise in league history
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